Was playing around with a Nigerian scammer and knew it. We had had some fun conversations, till one day he announced he was coming to the Bay Area.
Was trying to find where to stash him, when lo and behold, he announced his car got hit. now he has repairs to deal with. All went well, wished him good luck with his car and to let me know when next he could get here.
Many years later still haven’t heard from him, wonder why!